macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

thatsonofamitch:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

jigglypuff is bad. it's recovery is shitty and predictable, it's down b freezes you in place, its side b is a shitty predictable roll that can kill you if you aren't too careful. it doesn't have many kill moves either. it's upsmash doesn't do much more damage (or knock back) than a high or even mid high tier character's forward tilt. don't even get me started on the laughably small hit box for its fair bair and uair. PLUS it doesn't have a neutral b projectile so it's hard to apply pressure.
Anonymous

precumming:

someone doesnt know how to play smash bros :/

precumming:

challengerapproaching:

obiboing:

US prices!

For $12 you get 6 characters, 8 Karts, 16 tracks and bunch of color options for Yoshi and ShyGuy

Updates on the Mario Kart DLC!

so for $12 i can get half the amount of tracks i paid for a $60 dollar game? SOLD

lame-useless:

Booty pics
fehyesvintagemanga:

Ooya Chiki

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate