liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"
what drugs have you done
Anonymous

h0odrich:

nice try mom

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

slayboybunny:

its so hard to date once youve become socially aware like it really limits who you can stomach letting touch you and once ur eyes are opened they cant go shut again

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

rosaparking:

I need someone to flirt with who will be cute but wont catch feelings